I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said “Stop! don’t do it!”
“Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!”
He said, “Like what?” I said, “Well…are you religious or atheist?”
He said, “Religious.” I said, “Me too!
Are you christian or buddhist?” He said, “Christian.”
I said, “Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?”
He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me too!
Are you episcopalian or baptist?” He said, “Baptist!” I said,”Wow! Me too!
Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?”
He said, “Baptist church of god!” I said, “Me too!
Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?”
He said,”Reformed Baptist church of god!” I said, “Me too!
Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?”
He said, “Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!”
I said, “Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off.
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research thx to PHK