I was wandering around in the Science Blogs tonight and found this gem from Pharyngula. It’s a link and if you click it, it will cobble up five quotes for you. I played with it for quite awhile. Too cool!
The magic link is here: 
A few moments later I found another source of random quotes.
The 2nd link is here:
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